What's in a name?

Joy, talking about her former Pre-K teacher, Susan Walden, who was helping in Jayson's class...
"Her name used to be Mrs. Walden. But now I guess she changed it to Mrs. Susan."

Regarding her teacher...
"Mrs. Crim and David are going out of town. David, or he's probably called "Mr. Crim". Mr. Crim is not a man, he's just a husband."

...and another reason to LOVE Mrs. Crim...
"Did you know that Mrs. Crim's first name is Ashley!!?! That is SO COOL! YOU know, Sharpay's real name is Ashley Tisdale. I just figured that out. That's so so cool."

It's the important things!

I never get tired of this commercial!

As the mom of a boy who constantly talks superhero, makes countless explosion noises each day, and contsantly threatens to 'disappear you' (meaning he closes his eyes), this commercial makes me smile every time!!

Piggies: the remix!

Jayson has a very hard time allowing me to hold his hand in parking lots or while crossing streets. He often erupts in a magnificent tantrum, screaming all kinds of things at me, trying to peel my hand off of him.
"I can't! I can't hold your hand right now! It's too hard! I don't need to!", and my favorite that he pulled out of his three year old head was, "I can't right now, my hands are busy doing a project!!"
So here we are today, a few months later, and Jayson and Joy are riding side by side in the car. Jayson takes her hand and says,
"This little piggie went to the store.
This little piggie went to the market.
This little piggie had a project.
And this little piggie cried. Wah."


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Giant metal chickens, part deux

So, that was June 28. By the 30th, I had already combed the aisles of home goods for my very own giant metal chicken. They were gone. Obviously, it's because everyone wants one now.
They did, however, have some 2 footers; but that doesn't sound like much fun, when your victim friend can just move it off their porch. IF they even see it when they open the door. So I debate making one. Some friends even offer to help. It's important, a necessity! Where is my Beyonce?

Meanwhile, the blogess has an update to HER story, so awesome...must read!
Beyonce updated at theblogess.com



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18 years is giant metal chickens!

This has got to be the funniest blog of the year!! You need to read it. Partly because it's funny. Hilarious. But also because I have follow-ups to it, and you will be lost when I tell you the rest of the story. Read on, and I'll try to continue on with the story tomorrow!
Click here...
Learn to pick your battles the bloggess
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