I wouldn't ask joy to guess your age

Joy asked, "What year did Daddy start his job at the police department?"

Me,"I guess that would've been about...'95?"

"95!?! Then Dad is like...a hundred years old!"

"Why yes, I guess he is!"

"He must have still been alive when the dinosaurs were walking around!...why does he tell everyone he's 40?"

"Well, honey, he is 40."

Unconvincingly, "I knew that, I was just kidding.